♥ Do you scrape the basil off of your Margherita pizza?
♥ Do you order your steak “extra well done, you know, like a hockey puck” in restaurants?
♥ Do you like cole slaw, but pick out the big pieces of cabbage? And do not like cabbage in any other form?
♥ Do you try a food once, not like it, and never try it again (regardless of the varieties in which it may be prepared)?
♥ Do you claim you don’t like certain foods that you have actually never tasted? ex: Seafood.
♥ Do you have food allergies that have caused you to subconsciously develop paranoia in certain food related situations?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, chances are you’re an A.P.E.
If you answered “yes” to all six questions, you are my long lost twin!